"Christmas Question And Answer 14" joke

Q: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.