"Christmas Question And Answer 15" joke

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: pineapple!

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A: About a wick!

Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Q: What's Christmas called in England?
A: Yule Britannia!

Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A: They both drop their needles!

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
A: Now thats what you call pot luck!

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!