"Christmas Question And Answer 8" joke
Q: Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
A: Elephanta Claus!
Q: How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
A: Stacks!
Q: Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
A: Because he’s Sooty!
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
A: Now thats what you call pot luck!
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
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