"Christmas Question And Answer 10" joke

Q: What's Santa Claus's favorite cable program?
A: St. Nick at Nite

Q: Where do giant Eskimos live?
A: Bigloos.

Q: What does a cat get when it is walking on a beach Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws

Q: Who is the reindeer with the worst manners?
A: Rudolph (Rude-olph)

Q: Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.