"Chritmas Question And Answers 16" joke

Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into to town and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs
Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A: The letter "D"!
Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia!
Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail!
Q: Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
A: Santa Paws!