"Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil...." joke

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...