"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not becaus..." joke

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...