"Church-Bulletin Bloopers" joke

THE following are actual examples of announcements made in church:
• This afternoon there will be meetings in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
• Ladies' literary society meets Wednesday. Mrs Johnson will sing' Put me in my little bed' accompanied by the pastor.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
• Ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
• Tonight's sermon is:' What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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