"Cigars and Old Age" joke

THE SECRET TO OLD AGE

A woman celebrates her 90th birthday with a huge gala in the village. Everybody is there - the mayor, the police chief... and a reporter from the local newspaper.

The reporter asks, for the record, to what does she ascribe such a long life?

She tells about a great many things, including the 3 beers and 2 cigars she has each day.

Looking him level in they eye, she says evenly:' Never forget a healty and active sex life keeps your circulation going.'

The reporter is rather curious at such a declaration, and asks deferentially:' So when was the last time you made love, Mam? '

' Well, let me think - made love - the last time I did that was around 1945.'

' Whoah,' he says,' that's a helluva long time ago!'

' You think so? ' the woman replies and checks her watch.' But it's only 20:15 now, barely half an hour later.'