"Clever Neighbour" joke

A woman gets out of the shower, and the doorbell goes, her husband yells to her to get the door, so she hurrys down the stairs with just a towel on.
When the women opens the door to find her next door neighbour dave at the door, hes shocked to see her in just a towel and says "if you drop your towel i will give you five hundred pounds" the woman is confused but evenutally says yes and she drops her towel and he gives her the money.
She closes the door and runs up to her husband to tell him, he asks "who was that" she replies " dave from next door" the husband then says " good, did he give you that five hundred pounds, that he owed me"

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