"Climbing The Ladder To Success" joke

George was out for his daily walk and came upon a long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He walked this same route every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious, he began to climb it. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds and saw a rather large, homely woman lying on a cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" she said.
Thinking that success had to be better than this, George continued climbing. Soon, he came upon another level of clouds and found a thinner, slightly cuter woman than before.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" the woman said.
Noticing that his luck was changing, he continued to climb. On the next level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not too bad a figure.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" she said.
Knowing for sure that his luck was improving, he quickly continued climbing. Sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, slim, well-endowed woman lying seductively on a cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" she purred.
He couldn't believe his eyes, but greed got the best of him. He decided to pass her up and continue climbing, certain that he would find Aphrodite or similar on the next level. Suddenly, the ladder ended and a latch closed behind him. Looking around, George saw a 350 pound, 6'6, hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos all over him. The guy stood up and walked menacingly towards George.
Nervously, George whispered, "Who are you?"
"I'm Cess!" growled the guy.