"Close Shave" joke

The barber was foaming the man up for a shave, when the man mentioned the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
The barber took a small wooden ball out of a nearby drawer, handed it to the man and said, "I have just the thing for that. Place this between your cheek and gum."
The man did and the barber proceeded to give him the closest shave he had ever experienced.
After a couple of stokes, the man asked in garbled speech, "What if I swallow it?"
"That's no problem," the barber replied. "Just return it tomorrow like everyone else does."

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