"Collection Letter" joke

This is, without a doubt, the funniest collection letter that I have even seen! Someone must have been having a really frustrating day when they wrote this. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Share it with others can get a good laugh too.
(DATE)
(COMPANY)
(ADDRESS)
(ADDRESS)
(CITY, STATE, ZIP)
Attention: ________________
Dear ___________________:
Will you get off your dead ass and take care of your obligations! We are still holding the insufficient check that we called you on over a month ago. I know you told me you were waiting to get paid for a job that was due over a year ago. Get real. If they have not paid you yet they are probably not going to. That is not our problem.
Girl, you are going to go to jail if you do not pay for this check. We are not willing to wait any longer for our money. If I had my way, we would not sell you any product at all. You are not a good risk. We put you on open account and you drug your feet in paying us, so we put you on C.O.D. only and now are sitting on a check you wrote when you knew damn good and well that it was not worth the paper it was printed on. And I love how you got your husband involved. When I made the first phone call, he acted incredulous that the check was not any good. He had me going!
The prosecutor of our county will be contacting you. She is really good at collecting. Kelly is her name and collecting is her game!
One other point, we will only accept a credit card payment for any purchases you make with us from now on. We will let the credit card company charge you 20+% for as long as it takes for you to pay them. Again, not our problem.
Yours truly,
Accounts Receivables