"Collection of Jokes" joke

CITY TV
(submitted by THIBAHARAN)
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YOUR SO FAT YOU WERE ON CITY TV EVERYWHER.

FART
(submitted by POOP)
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Why did the poop cross the road? Because he smelled!!! HaHaHaHaHa

CHICKEN JOKE
(submitted by Rukshan )
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Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the bottom of the chickens foot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was stuck on the elephants foot.

Q: Why did Rookie cross the road?
A: He was fucking the elephant.