"College Finals Prayer" joke

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the study hall.
Tell my Prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest, I pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take.

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