"College Fund" joke

"What's the usual tip?" a man growled, when Peter, a college boy, delivered his pizza.
"Well," Peter replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys told me that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."
"Is that so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five bucks."
"Thanks," Peter said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
"What are you studying," the man asked.
"Applied psychology," replied Peter.

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