"Company Appointments" joke

Three guys decided to form a partnership and go into business for themselves.
"Since I put up sixty-five percent of the capital," the first said, "I am appointing myself Chairman of the Board and President."
"I put up thirty percent," said the second, "therefore, I am appointing myself Vice-President, Secretary and Treasurer."
"Well, I put up five percent," the third partner said. "What does that make me?"
"I am appointing you Vice-President of sex and music," said the Chariman.
"That sounds good," said the third partner, "but what does it mean?"
"What it means is, if and when I want your advice, I'll whistle!" the Chariman said.

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