"Computer Language" joke

A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
“The one on the left costs $500, ” says the store owner.
“Why so much? ” asks the customer.
“Because it can program in C, ” answers the store owner.
The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, “That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology. ”
The startled man then asks about the third monkey. “That one costs $3000, ” answers the store owner.
“3000 dollars!! ” exclaims the man. “What can that one do? ”
To which the owner replies, “To be honest, I’ve never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant. ”

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