"Computer Literacy" joke

Dear Friends,

Here are some computer acronyms that we bump into occationally.
But do you really thought what these really meant?

Read the following and FIND OUT!

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>PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

>ISDN It Still Does Nothing

>APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

>SCSI System Can't See It

>DOS Defunct Operating System
>BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

>IBM I Blame Microsoft

>DEC Do Expect Cuts

>CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

>OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too

>WWW World Wide Wait

>MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs

>PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics

>COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
>AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

>LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

>MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

>WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

>GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out

>MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
Fools Teenagers

>RISC Reduced Into Silly Code