"Computer Terms" joke

APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CA Constant Acquisitions
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC Do Expect Cuts
DOS Defunct Operating System
IBM 1. I've Been Mugged!
2. Incredibly Big Mistake
3. I Blame Microsoft
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
MACHINTOSH Machine Always Crashes, If Not, Then Operating System Hangs
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PINE Pine Is Not Elm
SCSI System Can't See It
TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name
WWW World Wide Wait