"Condom Warnings" joke

COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WACKER
DON'T BE SILLY... PROTECT YOUR WILLIE
BEFORE YOU BLAST HER, GUARD YOUR BUSHMASTER
DON'T BE A LONER... COVER YOUR BONER
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WACK IT
IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
BEFORE YOU BAG HER, SHEATH YOUR DAGGER
IT'LL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN THIGHS, BE SURE YOU CONDOMIZE
TO SAVE EMBARRASSMENT LATER, COVER YOUR 'GATOR'
SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU CAP YOUR DICK
IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP THAT PENIS
WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS N' BLOUSE, SUIT UP THAT TROUSER MOUSE
DON'T DO MORE THAN NECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT-WRAP YOUR MEMBER
BEFO' DA VAN START ROCKIN', BE SHO' YO' COCK GOTS A STOCKIN'
DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
THE RIGHT SELECTION, SACK THAT ERECTION!
WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
DON'T BE IN A JIFFY... COVER YOUR STIFFY