"Condoms / Rubbers" joke
A middle aged woman is hitchhiking along a highway. A guy in an 18 wheeler stops for her and shouts "Come on in!".
The two of them are going down the highway, and this woman starts to fiddle with the glove compartment, when all of the sudden a box of condoms fall out.
"What are these?" she asks.
"Uh... Well... They are... Uh... A new type of cigarette filter" the truck driver replies.
"Ahh... I See... Interesting... Well, What do you call em?"
"They are called rubbers, because they are made out of latex rubber.."
"And Where can you get these things?"
"You can get them at any pharmacy."
He lets her off at the next town, and she stops at the local pharmacy. "I'd like to buy a box of rubbers please" She asks the pharmacist. "Ok. What size would you like?"
"Big enough to fit a Camel".
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