"Confession" joke

confession
One day a girl went to church to make a confession
She went in and said: father forgive for I have sin
Priest: what is the problem my child.
Girl: I call a man son of a bitch
Priest: why in the world would you call a man son of a bitch?
Girl: because he touched my breast
Priest: like this
Girl: yes
Priest: that is no reason to call a man son of a bitch
Girl: and then he took of my cloth
Priest: like this
Girl: yes
Priest: but that is no reason to call a man son of a bitch
Girl: and then he touch my private part
Priest: like this
Girl: yes
Priest: but that is no reason to call a man son of a bitch
Girl: and then he put his you know what in my you know what'
Priest: like this
Girl: yes
Priest: that is no reason to call a man son of a bitch
Girl: but father... he had AIDS
Priest: son of a bitch

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