"Confession" joke

Three men stood in line for confession. The first
guy stood up and said, "OH PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"
The minister asked what he did, "I ran over my
cat."
The minister said he was forgiven and to go drink
the holy water. Then the second guy walked up and
said, "OH PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"
The minister asked what he did. "I killed my wife"
The minister said he was forgiven and to drink the
holy water. Then the third guy came up and said,
"OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
The minister asked what he did and he said, "I
peed in the holy water."