"Confessions" joke

A woman comes in to the church for her confessions.
she tells the priest that she was fooling around with a guy in the back pew during mass on sunday.
He says what happened
she says first he started to touch me all over.
He says like this and she says yes just like that!
Then he says what happened next and she says then we started to make out and he says like this. yes exactly like that!
Then he says what happened next and she says he started to hump me. He says like this. yes exactly like that.
Then she says that i found out bad news, he says what happened,
she says i found out that he had Aids
and the priest screamed fuck!!!

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