"Confucius says" joke

Confucius says crowded elevator smells different to midget!

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 One-liners, Ethnic, Rude, Crowd, Elevator

Knock knock... cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Restaurant order

by Alex

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Dirty Rubix Riddle

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Miss:LOL!!! That's soooo gross!!! )))
Funny Joke? 15 vote(s). 53% are positive. 2 comment(s).