"Confucius says" joke

Confucius says crowded elevator smells different to midget!

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 One-liners, Ethnic, Rude, Crowd, Elevator

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by Funny J

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Pregnant woman and a lightbulb

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Eternity

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Knock knock... cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Miss:LOL!!! That's soooo gross!!! )))
Funny Joke? 15 vote(s). 53% are positive. 2 comment(s).