"Confucius Says" joke

Confucius Says:Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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