"Confucius Says 6" joke

Confucius Says:Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy.Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam.Women take to good hearted men. Also from.Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.Man with big mouth, beware of foot.

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