"Contacting a friend" joke

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.
He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.
Abe says, "I can`t believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?"
Max replies, "Well, it`s great, but I`ve got good news, and I`ve got bad news. The good news is that there`s a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we`re playing "Sheherezade," your favorite piece, tomorrow night!"
Abe says, "So what`s the bad news?"
Max replies, "Well, you`re booked to play the solo!"

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