"Conversing In English" joke
Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question. But this time.....
Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!
Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.
Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!
Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to more...
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The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Musharraf showed him Pakistan's modern telecommunication more...