"Cooking" joke
A woman goes to a doctor to discuss her husband's infertility problem. The doctor says, "Just give your husband these Viagra pills in his next meal and stand back."
The woman goes home and hands the pills to her cook who was preparing dinner for a dinner party later that night. The woman says to the cook, "Just put two of these in my husband's dinner tonight."
As the woman walks out of the kitchen the cook thinks, "Sure, like I got nothing better to do," and she throws the whole bunch into the soup.
As the guests were sitting down to dinner, the cook comes out of the kitchen and advises the lady of the house that she must speak to her in that there is a big problem in the kitchen. The lady of the house follows the cook into the kitchen and demands to know what is going on.
The cook admits to throwing all the pills into the soup and cries, "I don't know what to do, the meat balls have doubled in size and the vermicelli is standing straight up!"
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