"Cordless phone" joke

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!