"Country Inn Vacations" joke

For four years, the young lawyer had been spending his vacations at this country inn. The last time, he had even managed to have an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant child on her lap.
"Claire, why didn't you write when you found out your were pregnant?" he exclaimed. "I would have rushed up here immediately. We could have gotten married and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she replied, "when my parents found out about my condition, we sat up all night talking and talking, and it was decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

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