"Cow Manure" joke

A man was taking a walk when he noticed a small boy busily building something. As he approached the boy, he was shocked to see that he was playing with cow manure.
"Goodness, young man," he said, "what are you doing?"
"I'm making George W. Bush with this manure, sir," the boy replied.
Thorougly taken back, the man asked, "Why are you making George W. Bush? Why not make, say, Bill Clinton?"
"Oh, that's not possible, sir," answered the boy.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"There isn't enough here to make Bill Clinton," explained the boy.

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