"Cow Priced Like A Car" joke

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?
LIST PRICING A COW
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One
day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over
to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
BASIC COW... $499.9
Shipping and handling... 35.75
Extra Stomach... 79.25
Two Tone Exterior... 142.10
Produce Storage Compartment... 126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper... 189.60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System... 149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter... 88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery... 179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns... 59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment... 339.40
4X4 Traction Drive Assembly... 884.16
Pre-delivery Wash and Comb... 69.80
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FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:... $2,843.3
Additional Dealer Adjustments:... 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options)... $3,143.36