Priced Jokes

The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest priced cars."

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?
LIST PRICING A COW
A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One
day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over
to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
BASIC COW... $499.9
Shipping and handling... 35.75
Extra Stomach... 79.25
Two Tone Exterior... 142.10
Produce Storage Compartment... 126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper... 189.60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System... 149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter... 88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery... 179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns... 59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment... 339.40
4X4 Traction Drive Assembly... 884.16
Pre-delivery Wash and Comb... 69.80
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FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:... $2,843.3
Additional Dealer Adjustments:... 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE more...

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"? LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:BASIC COW... $499.9Shipping and handling... 35.75Extra Stomach... 79.25Two Tone Exterior... 142.10Produce Storage Compartment... 126.50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper... 189.60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System... 149.20Automatic Fly Swatter... 88.50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery... 179.90Deluxe Dual Horns... 59.25Automatic Fertilizer Attachment... 339.404X4 Traction Drive Assembly... 884.16Pre-delivery Wash and Comb... 69.80______________________________________________FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:... $2,843.3Additional Dealer Adjustments:... 300.00TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options)... $3,143.36

A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5, 000, 000. The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?" Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"? LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows: BASIC COW.................................................$499. 9Shipping and handling....................................... 35. 75Extra Stomach................................................. 79. 25Two Tone Exterior.......................................... 142. 10Produce Storage Compartment....................... 126. 50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper............................. 189. 60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System............. 149. 20Automatic Fly Swatter....................................... 88. 50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery........................... 179. 90Deluxe Dual Horns............................................ 59. 25Automatic Fertilizer more...