Salesmen Jokes

A small company was on the brink of bankruptcy, so the owner came up with a sales incentive program to help motivate his salesmen.
Calling his two-man sales force into his office, he announced, "Things aren't looking good and unless we increase our sales, we won't be in operation much longer. In light of this, I have come up with a a contest for you. The guy with the highest sales will receive a blow job."
"What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
"The loser," replied the owner, glaring at both men, "gets to give it!"

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the' unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please dont do that! !!"The salesman said, "Why not? " and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.

A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.