"Cow Priced Like A Car" joke
What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"? LIST PRICING A COW A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows: BASIC COW.................................................$499.9 Shipping and handling.......................................35.75 Extra Stomach.................................................79.25 Two Tone Exterior..........................................142.10 Produce Storage Compartment.......................126.50 Heavy Duty Straw Chopper.............................189.60 Four Spigot/High Output Drain System.............149.20 Automatic Fly Swatter.......................................88.50 Genuine Cowhide Upholstery...........................179.90 Deluxe Dual Horns............................................59.25 Automatic Fertilizer Attachment........................339.40 4X4 Traction Drive Assembly...........................884.16 Pre-delivery Wash and Comb.............................69.80 ______________________________________________ FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:. ......$2,843.3 Additional Dealer Adjustments:. ...........................300.00 TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options).........$3,143.36
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