"Cow Priced Like A Car" joke

What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"? LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:BASIC COW... $499.9Shipping and handling... 35.75Extra Stomach... 79.25Two Tone Exterior... 142.10Produce Storage Compartment... 126.50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper... 189.60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System... 149.20Automatic Fly Swatter... 88.50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery... 179.90Deluxe Dual Horns... 59.25Automatic Fertilizer Attachment... 339.404X4 Traction Drive Assembly... 884.16Pre-delivery Wash and Comb... 69.80______________________________________________FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:... $2,843.3Additional Dealer Adjustments:... 300.00TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options)... $3,143.36

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