"Cowboy" joke

When the old cowboy walked out of the saloonand went to unhitch his horse, he noticed that the animal' s testicles were painted green. Storming back into the bar, the fellow hollered, "OK, which one of you son of a bitches painted my horse' s balls green?"
From the back of the room, a huge man, with arms as big tree trunks, slowly rose from his chair. "I did," he rumbled. "What are you gonna do about it?"
"Oh nothing," the old cowboy gulped. "I just wanted to tell you that the first coat is dry."

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