"Cowboy" joke

A cowboy rides up to a saloon on his horse. He goes in, orders a drink, then leaves. His horse is gone. He goes back to the saloon, and asks, “Where’s my horse? ”
No one replies. So he says, “I’ll order one more drink, and then if my horse isn’t outside, I’ll have to do what i did in Texas and I don’t like doing that. ”
So the locals hurry around, and when he leaves, his horse is outside.
As the stranger gets on his horse, the bartender asks, “What did you do in Texas? ” to which the cowboy replies, “I had to walk home. ”

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