"Cremate Me" joke

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated. ”
“And what, ” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes? ”
The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, “Now you have everything. ”

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