"Cricket Short Joke 44" joke

The spider walk to the crease.

'Oh no, not him again,' sighed the grasshopper.' Is he good?' asked a beetle.

'It's not that,' said the grasshopper,' it's just that he stays in so long.

The only way to get him out is l. l. l. l. l. b. w.!

Two old cricketers were talking in the club.

'What was your highest score?'' A hundred and ten not out.'

'Mine was a hundred and twenty not out'.

'And what was the most number of wickets you took?'.

'Oh, no. This time you go first.'

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