"Critical Wound?" joke

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and decided to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and chance becoming a vegetable, and therefore a burden on her family, she called her doctor's office to inquire where her heart would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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