"Crocodile Boots" joke

One day this blonde came into the hunting store. She asked the clerk, “What’s the lowest price on the crocodile boots? ”
The clerk responded, “Our best price is $200, if you want a pair any cheaper than that there is a lake down the road, maybe you can get a pair yourself down there. ”
So the blonde says, “Well O. K! I’ll go down to the lake. ”
About 5 hours later the clerk is walking by the lake on his way home. He sees the blonde grabbing crocodiles out of the lake and then throwing them back in.
Amassed at this he walks closer? eventually coming close enough to hear her saying, “Damn it! No boots on this one either! ”

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