"Cuban Food Shortages" joke

From a recent newspaper article:
Cuba has severe shortages of almost every consumer commodity, including
food. Here's a current joke:
There was this fried egg walking down the street, minding its own
business. It hears some noise behind it, turns around, and sees a crowd
of hungry Cubans in the distance bearing down on it. It runs away as
fast as its little fried egg leggs will go, when it sees a steak.
It yells to the steak, "Run away! Run away! They'll get you too!"
but the steak just laughs and says, "They won't even recognize me."

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