Fry Jokes

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam... and has a full time job at the' Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed.
Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

Which Is The Pan In Which We Cannot Fry Something?......
Japan

What is the hamburgers motto? If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

"I know how babies are made," boasted one small fry to another. "That's nothing," the second small fry replied, "I know how they're not."