Greasy Jokes

A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts". "No problem." Comes the greasy little fat girls reply from behind the counter. "But I want it MY way." says the man. "What do you mean your way?" comes the reply. The man says, "well, I what the eggs only just about done so they look like I have snotted on them." he says. "I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease trickles in to the snotty egg and beans." "I dont have the time to do all that!" came the reply from the greasy little fat girl. "WELL YOU FUCKING HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!!" came the reply.

Yo Mama is so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair!

Yo Mama is so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry!

Yo Mama is so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up!

Yo Mama is so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid!