Crabs Jokes

yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs!!!

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leaveYo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch
area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has
crabs.
She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but
the doctor didn't believe her so she went to get a second opinion.
The second doctor gave her the same answer.
So she went to a third doctor and said "Please, help me, this itch is
killing me and I know I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin".
The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good
news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you
have fruit flies."

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.