"Crabs" joke

yo mama is so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringin her own crabs!!!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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